NAIS returns to EATBRAIN with PULL UP, flexing his sound design muscles to present an impressive display of four-neurofunk sequences sure to inspire fervent dancefloor workouts for the fleshy bodies of the EATBRAIN horde.
First came the blinding flash of light. Then came the mushroom cloud, and then finally came the sound-pressure wave which rippled across the already destroyed landscape like a featherduster on a high shelf.
The city’s remaining population took little notice of this event, save for the fact that the shockwave detached some of their limbs and disrupted the proceedings of their ongoing competition. Fortunately, the Undead Champions League had a procedure for such an event - competitors knocked off of gym equipment could resume their series of reps with no penalty, while those who experienced partial dismemberment would be repaired and given a 15-minute break to allow time for the proper reintegration of the limb.
There was, after all, no worry for any lack of time. Many had passed in the initial attack years ago, but a select few who had been closest to the center of the blast had experienced a profound transformation in the instant that they were stripped of their flesh, as an extreme macrodose of radiation unlocked latent psionic energies in their brains. They were all who remained of what had once been the human race, and in their newfound forms, they continued to find joy as they once had with tests of sportsmanship and skill now unbound by the evils of musculature and the lactic acid it produced. Undead Championship League matches could last for weeks, and as competitor #38 counted his 89,072nd pull-up on the high bar, the skeletal forms of the survivors erupted into a rattling chatter of cheers - a new world record of psionic power & mental fortitude had just been reached!
